Rant: #2 for Lance: 'How come I'm not taking seriously just cuz I'm small and fluffy?'

[kalibex]

It ain't the size that matters - it's the ATTITUDE!! I am dog, hear me yap!! If I were tall enough I would so totally get it on with that lady greyhound; you know it!

You know why it's the little dogs that always end up biting you, right?

We not just Cute, we TOUGH!!! And we gonna show it 'til you know it!!

RRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr...................

But when I get in trouble, I'm CUTE. Oh man am I CUTE.