In case you didn't know...

[kalibex]

...my fine sensibilities are offended by the subtext put forth by high (especially spike) heels' precarious, tottering gaits.

Comments

[random-c.livejournal.com]

What about those of us who can walk properly in them?

[kalibex.livejournal.com]

No tottering = marginally better. I still consider high heels an unseemly affectation of human culture, though.

[audioboy.livejournal.com]

Ah, but at least you're content to just be offended. Some people might be so offended that they would want the Constitution amended to define shoes as having 1/2" heels or less! :-O

;)