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You know how every so often you see a bottle of cleaning fluid with lemon in it or something, and it actually says on the label that it isn't 'edible'? And you think, 'Oh, come on; who was stupid enough to try to eat that, that they had to go and throw that disclaimer on it?'

The Icy Hot (r) chill stick (r) I just got tonight for the muscle I pulled from coughing smells so incredibly toothsomely of mint....Jeebus, I swear it's like a massive wintergreen life saver (tm) attack... that my mouth immediately started watering the minute I opened it. I swear, part of me did want to just dig right in... MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!