::Everyone in my management class got either an A or an A- for this semester (and no, that doesn't usually happen, the Prof. claimed. We were just damned good.) 
::Got home to find in the mail the new Visa Gold card from my credit union (I <3 my credit union!!) that my existing balance (the monkey I couldn't get off my back due to an astronomical 'you were late sending in a payment' interest rate) was transferred to at (needless to say) a vastly lower rate. And now not another penny will those m*ther-f*ckers from that other bank/card company ever get from me.
Hey, Citizen's Bank/MBNA America:
Life Improvements're starting to bear fruit; gain momentum. Feels real good to be fixing the problems, one by one.
Fuck, yeah.

::Got home to find in the mail the new Visa Gold card from my credit union (I <3 my credit union!!) that my existing balance (the monkey I couldn't get off my back due to an astronomical 'you were late sending in a payment' interest rate) was transferred to at (needless to say) a vastly lower rate. And now not another penny will those m*ther-f*ckers from that other bank/card company ever get from me.
Hey, Citizen's Bank/MBNA America:
FUCK YOU, YOU MERCILESS, GREEDY ASSHOLES!!!
Life Improvements're starting to bear fruit; gain momentum. Feels real good to be fixing the problems, one by one.
Fuck, yeah.