Lyrics of the Day

[kalibex]

Jerry was a race car driver
And he drove so goddamned fast
He never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
He’d say el solo number one
With a bocephus sticker
On his 442 he’d light ’em up
Just for fun

Captain pierce was a fireman
Richmond engine #3
I’ll be a wealthy man when I get
A dime for all the things that
Man taught to me
Captain Pierce was a strong man
Strong as any man alive
It stuck in his craw that they
Made him retire at the age of 65

Jerry was a race car driver
22 years old
Had too many cold beers one night
And wrapped himself around a telephone pole.

(PRIMUS: JERRY WAS A RACE CAR DRIVER)

Comments

[ianmcin.livejournal.com]

Yes, Jerry was a race car driver, but what I want to know is whether or not Jesus built his hot rod.

[kalibex.livejournal.com]

Dunno, but I heard this from him: "All I wanna do is thank you...even though I don't know who you are...you let me change lanes, while I was driving in my car."