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"The man shot by Vice President Dick Cheney, Harry Whittington...[...]...said he was improving and that he felt "deeply sorry for all that Vice President Cheney and his family had to go through this week.""

See, kiddies - now that's how you properly fall on your sword for your superior COUGHCOUGHinafascistregimeCOUGHHACK...

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Raiding the Icebox: Behind Its Warm Front, the United States Made Cold Calculations to Subdue Canada

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Two uniformed men strolled into the main room of the Little Falls library in Bethesda one day last week and demanded the attention of all patrons using the computers. Then they made their announcement: The viewing of Internet pornography was forbidden.

The men looked stern and wore baseball caps emblazoned with the words "Homeland Security." The bizarre scene unfolded Feb. 9, leaving some residents confused and forcing county officials to explain how employees assigned to protect county buildings against terrorists came to see it as their job to police the viewing of pornography.