Rant: for Invincor: 'Michael Grade is a jerk'

He always had it in for Doctor Who, killing the best science fiction show, the longest running British TV tradition evah!

Well, guess what, Grade? IT'S BAAAAAAAAACK! YOU COULDN'T KILL IT! IT CAME BACK! LIKE THE CAT THAT WOULDNT STAY AWAY!! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE 2ND-GUESSED??

ASSWIPE!!

Rant: For dse: Liberals

Liberals...where do I begin?

So open-minded, their brains are falling out. So 'empathetic', they'll still be embracing their less fortunate 'brother' or 'sister' even as that 'poor unfortunate' is picking their pocket or slipping a knife between their ribs.

Then they wonder why the world's gone to sh*t around them.

They're not, you know, all 'bad' people, these liberals.

Just veryveryvery Naive.

But then there are a few, the wolves in sheep's clothing. You know, the ones who ape those populist creeds, promise all kinds of 'benefits' to anyone who comes lookng for a hand-out. But who then, behind the scenes, secretly push their own perverse, even godless agendas. Looking down their noses at the rest of us even as they set everything up nice and cosy for all their 'special interest' friends.

And expect all of us to foot the bill.

Enough's Enough.

Rant: for Alden: 'Doctor Who fandom's (perpetual bad) attitude toward's the show's producer'

Doesn't matter who the producer is - the sad fans'll find something to bitch about. Ungrateful, immature, entitled LOUTS! You're HOW old, going on what, 10?

GROW UP!! It's a show for everyone out there, not just your own private sci-fi geek fantasy! And no, the producer and writers DON'T read your mind, so STOP WHINGING when they don't do everything the way you'd prefer it!

Death threats over a friggin' tea-time kid's tv show?! For fuck's sake!!!

Leave the poor producers, writers and actors ALONE!

And leave the rest of us sane fans alone, too, to enjoy the first new Who since 1989!

Rant: For Lance: 'Why do humans want to give us dog food, when they don't eat it? Blech!!!'

I mean, it's meat...kind of. But I what I want to know is:

WHERE'S THE BEEF???!!!!

If you don't eat it, I don't want it - I want YOUR food!!!!!

Besides, you're the (supposedly, hah!) the 'pack leader'...you're supposed to share your food, remember???

*laughs uproariously at the sudden influx of rant requests*

Y'all have to wait til later tonight for me to work my way through the list, though - I'm off to help paint community theater scenery and then run a few errands....