Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
It will be a favorable week to change your hair color, bark poetry at your television, take a balloon ride over the south coast of France where the wild horses run, get expelled from Catholic school for spraying a nun with squirtable sour candy, retreat to a chicken coop and write your autobiography, climb a tree with a person whose relationship with you is in transition, teach animals to dance, wear cashmere pajamas, abduct an extraterrestrial, hurl the "Buns of Steel" video into a volcano, scrawl meaningful graffiti where it'll truly change somebody's mind, take care of a needy little creature, and fantasize you're the child of divine parents who abandoned you when you were two days old, but who will soon be coming to reunite with you.
It will be a favorable week to change your hair color, bark poetry at your television, take a balloon ride over the south coast of France where the wild horses run, get expelled from Catholic school for spraying a nun with squirtable sour candy, retreat to a chicken coop and write your autobiography, climb a tree with a person whose relationship with you is in transition, teach animals to dance, wear cashmere pajamas, abduct an extraterrestrial, hurl the "Buns of Steel" video into a volcano, scrawl meaningful graffiti where it'll truly change somebody's mind, take care of a needy little creature, and fantasize you're the child of divine parents who abandoned you when you were two days old, but who will soon be coming to reunite with you.