
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In April, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In December, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In October, I rescued bex77 from being sacrificed (-200 points). When the stars were right, I stopped
kiri_l from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In June, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In May, I sacrificed
athena007 to Cthulhu (500 points).
In short, I have been very good (540 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
kalibex
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