Lyrics of the Day

Jerry was a race car driver
And he drove so goddamned fast
He never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
He’d say el solo number one
With a bocephus sticker
On his 442 he’d light ’em up
Just for fun

Captain pierce was a fireman
Richmond engine #3
I’ll be a wealthy man when I get
A dime for all the things that
Man taught to me
Captain Pierce was a strong man
Strong as any man alive
It stuck in his craw that they
Made him retire at the age of 65

Jerry was a race car driver
22 years old
Had too many cold beers one night
And wrapped himself around a telephone pole.

(PRIMUS: JERRY WAS A RACE CAR DRIVER)

Old Farmer's Almanac Tip of the Day

Q: Any tips for making cut flowers last longer indoors?

A: The Answer.

Meme of the Day

1. Type only your first name into Google Images.
2. Choose the image you like best from the first page.
3. Post it.